HOLD IT!

100 floors. One bladder. Clear your task quota on each floor, reach the restroom, get promoted. Wet the pants and the career is over.

WASD / Arrows — move Hold SPACE — work Left stick — move Hold DO TASK — work 🔒 unlocks at quota

A fuller bladder pays a bigger multiplier. Coffee scores best and costs the most. Somebody may be hogging the stall.

PAUSED

Floor 1 — Mailroom Basement

⭐ 0 · ✅ 0/3 tasks · 🚽 0%

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Your bladder is holding. Take your time.

PERFORMANCE REVIEW

PICK A PERK

Five floors survived. Choose one — it lasts the rest of your career.

AAAHHH.

Sweet, sweet relief.

Tasks completed: 0

Bladder at the buzzer: 0%

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career score

Senior Multitasker

Best career: 0

SPLASH.

You didn't make it.

HR has been notified.

Reached: Floor 1

Career score: 0

Intern With A Strong Bladder

CEO.

Floor 100 cleared.

You now have a private bathroom. You will never need it — you already learned to hold it.

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Final career score